Have you seen this man?
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Hello all you CHOCOLATE THUNDA fans out there and welcome once again to the the blog that has been given the aptly named nickname of "Anti-Thunda of Chocolate"or ATOC or, if one were to use some imagination... ATTACK!Which is exactly what I will do in this post... By putting up a photo of Adam the Bassist as he wakes up in the morning... Before he shaves and brushes his teeth or puts on make up (yes, it's sad but he does wear make up...)
I think that it's simply fantastic that Uncle John and I have been the only persons so far to comment on this site... Uncle John is serving undercover for the real CFBIA to infiltrate Adams blog and get as much information as he can... So far he hasn't done much, but we are optomistic about the future...
We here at Chocolate thunda 2 feel it very important that we know who Adam is, since he is the most wanted man in all of bloggerdom, so let's review what is already known about him...
1) He plays a fake instrument (the Bass)
2) He bunks lectures and script writing meetings
3) He lost to Connell in SSX Tricky (three times)
4) He has an unhealthy appreciation for the 'man boob'
5) He has been taken to court before in CHOCOLATE THUNDA for crimes of impersonation and plagerism
6) He has multiple personalities (he calls them his friends)
Yep, that's the general file open to the public, if anyone finds anymore be sure to let us know!
Be blessed.
posted by Conny at
01:05
3 Comments:
Again I copy you in, please read this carefully and comply or suffer the consequences:
‘’My dearest nephew Connell,
You have been bold, you have been witty, but had you ever thought of the consequences, reprisals and even vendetta that may follow your recent BLOG (opening a can of worms sound familiar?). Our last comment (and when we talk about our we mean our in the sense of the true identity of we) posted @ 11:02am was, if you like, a peace offering, a cessation of hostilities before it all gets out of hand with the eventual usage of nuclear BLOGGS....but nooooooooooooooooo! Connell is his infinite stupidity took it to terror alert code red! The peace pipe has well and truly been snuffed out.......how far the apple has fallen from the tree!
Let’s start at the top shall we (when we talk about we, we are meaning we in the sense of the true identity of we)! The Photo!
Now before Connell decided to post The Photo! he must have had a fleeting glimpse of doubt as to the possible repercussions that may eventually follow.........obviously he was having one of his-BLANK-STILL-BLANK- moments, because had he paused before clicking, he would have caught the back end (as usual) of the fleeting glimpse of doubt....namely...’DON’T DO IT, THIS IS UNCLE JOHN I AM ABOUT TO CHALLENGE AM I MAD!’......but alas it is all far to late to rewind and in hindsight not have clicked away like the merry little maid he is.
The Photo! Can and will have many offspring...mostly of Connell himself....from birth all the way through to potty training....to his first stumble...his first cry....his toothless smile....his adventure with forefinger up his nostril...and then into his mouth...the subsequent chew.....his mothers dress sense......his many baths and showers and general nakedness.....from young pup to present age...yes I have them all....just waiting to take to stage in a musical of photos we will call ‘This is the Life’........music written by we, directed by we and screenplay by we.....produced by we and so on.
Now to move on to Connell’s actual commentary on his BLOG, hold on let us (and when we talk about us we mean us in the sense of the true identity of we) read it again! Aah yes ....the abysmal attempt to cheaply discredit us in an underhanded, provoking, suicidal, crass, depravedly kind of way.
Now we have many, and we mean..MANY...true stories to share with you all in a Reality BLOGG kind of way, far worse in description and content than the ‘pulling down of trunks of unsuspecting boy whilst posing in crowded beach’ story.
However, as we are highly intellectual and far be it that we seek reprisals at a whim of a sporadic moment of loosing all sense (much like Connell often experiences BLANK-STILL-BLANK) we are still prepared to forgo our right to counter attack Connell’s BLOG with the usage of nuclear BLOGGING (believe us when we say we have the power and we will use it) on provision that Connell posts a new BLOG asking us for our forgiveness, no... Pleading for his life....um ...no pleading for forgiveness and his life....explain vividly what mighty and wonderful a union we (when we talk about we, we are meaning we in the sense of the true identity of we and not you) are and that he refutes his feeble (at this point he must expressively admit that he is feeble) attempt to post vivacious lies about us (yes we meant to say vivacious look it’s meaning up). Equally he must admit that Adam the Bassist is the true identity of Chocolate Thunda and that he (Connell) is indebted to Adam the Bassist for Adam the Bassist having cared enough (more like felt sorry for) Connell to have acknowledged his existence.
Then he must apologize to CJ for having ignored her whilst trying to learn how to play chess and he must commit himself to 19 hours of CJ service over the next four weeks on an average of 4.75 hours every week until he makes up his 19 hours of CJ service.
Lastly Connell must confirm that we are the true masters of the universe and chaldeans of his mind, humor, thoughts and existence and that he owes an un-ending gratitude to having even shared the same toilette seat as us!
Theses are the terms of our cessation of hostilities otherwise we will use nuclear BLOGGING and we have the power and we will use it’’.
Due to only 1 of the 6 requirements partly being met (19 hours of CJ service are called for not 25), auditions for the soon to be produced show called ‘This is the life’ will be held in due course. A BLOGG site is being considered which will help auditioning wannabees be able to identify with the proposed production and consider their applications for the auditioning procedure.
The show is strictly catered for an audience of 18+ of age due to the graphical scenes of violence, nudity and disturbing images.
Information as to the whereabouts of the BLOGG address will be posted on Chocolates Thunda’s comments page.
24 November 2006 at 16:23:00 CAT
Again I copy you in, please read this carefully and comply or suffer the consequences:
‘’My dearest nephew Connell,
You have been bold, you have been witty, but had you ever thought of the consequences, reprisals and even vendetta that may follow your recent BLOG (opening a can of worms sound familiar?). Our last comment (and when we talk about our we mean our in the sense of the true identity of we) posted @ 11:02am was, if you like, a peace offering, a cessation of hostilities before it all gets out of hand with the eventual usage of nuclear BLOGGS....but nooooooooooooooooo! Connell is his infinite stupidity took it to terror alert code red! The peace pipe has well and truly been snuffed out.......how far the apple has fallen from the tree!
Let’s start at the top shall we (when we talk about we, we are meaning we in the sense of the true identity of we)! The Photo!
Now before Connell decided to post The Photo! he must have had a fleeting glimpse of doubt as to the possible repercussions that may eventually follow.........obviously he was having one of his-BLANK-STILL-BLANK- moments, because had he paused before clicking, he would have caught the back end (as usual) of the fleeting glimpse of doubt....namely...’DON’T DO IT, THIS IS UNCLE JOHN I AM ABOUT TO CHALLENGE AM I MAD!’......but alas it is all far to late to rewind and in hindsight not have clicked away like the merry little maid he is.
The Photo! Can and will have many offspring...mostly of Connell himself....from birth all the way through to potty training....to his first stumble...his first cry....his toothless smile....his adventure with forefinger up his nostril...and then into his mouth...the subsequent chew.....his mothers dress sense......his many baths and showers and general nakedness.....from young pup to present age...yes I have them all....just waiting to take to stage in a musical of photos we will call ‘This is the Life’........music written by we, directed by we and screenplay by we.....produced by we and so on.
Now to move on to Connell’s actual commentary on his BLOG, hold on let us (and when we talk about us we mean us in the sense of the true identity of we) read it again! Aah yes ....the abysmal attempt to cheaply discredit us in an underhanded, provoking, suicidal, crass, depravedly kind of way.
Now we have many, and we mean..MANY...true stories to share with you all in a Reality BLOGG kind of way, far worse in description and content than the ‘pulling down of trunks of unsuspecting boy whilst posing in crowded beach’ story.
However, as we are highly intellectual and far be it that we seek reprisals at a whim of a sporadic moment of loosing all sense (much like Connell often experiences BLANK-STILL-BLANK) we are still prepared to forgo our right to counter attack Connell’s BLOG with the usage of nuclear BLOGGING (believe us when we say we have the power and we will use it) on provision that Connell posts a new BLOG asking us for our forgiveness, no... Pleading for his life....um ...no pleading for forgiveness and his life....explain vividly what mighty and wonderful a union we (when we talk about we, we are meaning we in the sense of the true identity of we and not you) are and that he refutes his feeble (at this point he must expressively admit that he is feeble) attempt to post vivacious lies about us (yes we meant to say vivacious look it’s meaning up). Equally he must admit that Adam the Bassist is the true identity of Chocolate Thunda and that he (Connell) is indebted to Adam the Bassist for Adam the Bassist having cared enough (more like felt sorry for) Connell to have acknowledged his existence.
Then he must apologize to CJ for having ignored her whilst trying to learn how to play chess and he must commit himself to 19 hours of CJ service over the next four weeks on an average of 4.75 hours every week until he makes up his 19 hours of CJ service.
Lastly Connell must confirm that we are the true masters of the universe and chaldeans of his mind, humor, thoughts and existence and that he owes an un-ending gratitude to having even shared the same toilette seat as us!
Theses are the terms of our cessation of hostilities otherwise we will use nuclear BLOGGING and we have the power and we will use it’’.
Due to only 1 of the 6 requirements partly being met (19 hours of CJ service are called for not 25), auditions for the soon to be produced show called ‘This is the life’ will be held in due course. A BLOGG site is being considered which will help auditioning wannabees be able to identify with the proposed production and consider their applications for the auditioning procedure.
The show is strictly catered for an audience of 18+ of age due to the graphical scenes of violence, nudity and disturbing images.
Information as to the whereabouts of the BLOGG address will be posted on Chocolates Thunda’s comments page.
24 November 2006 at 16:24:00 CAT
I think the guy in the photo is so sexy! But its funny how you have to edit it to try make it look nerdy... Must be tough.. that you can do it naturally...
HEY UNCLE JOHN!?
29 November 2006 at 14:46:00 CAT
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